Expectations
Jan 10, 2017 14:46:07 GMT
Post by UraharaSteph on Jan 10, 2017 14:46:07 GMT
Expectations
(A Captain Admin Fanfic)
(A Captain Admin Fanfic)
Captain Admin stood in the middle of Cyberspace, looking out at the site he had created. Silver and blue pixels whizzed through the air until they collided together beside him. He turned to face the silhouette that formed. Electricity danced around the humanoid frame as feminine features appeared on a grey face. The woman stood beside him and flickered in and out of reality until she stabilised.
“Ah, Forum. I take it you got my message?”
The woman nodded her head. Her white hair remained perfectly still as she moved.
Captain Admin raised an eyebrow behind his mask. “You could use an update, your graphics are a little behind.”
“Captain.” Her voice was smooth, clear and crisp. “With all due respect, I believe that my physics are the least of our concern. As long as I am efficient and perform to the best of my ability, my graphics should not be an issue.”
The Captain's arms folded across his strong chest. “Yes, of course, but it wouldn't hurt to improve you.”
Forum looked as offended as an emotionless cluster of pixels could. “You believe that my design and presentation is lacklustre and could do with 'improvement'?”
At this point, Captain Admin realised that he should shut his mouth before he dug any deeper into the hole. “Forum, let us return to the topic at hand. You remember my message, correct?”
Forum nodded her head. “Of course, I am to be hostess to a collection of young adults so they may have a creative output for their nerdy needs.”
Captain Admin clapped his hands together once. “Excellent! Get going then, quick quick!” Forum nodded her head and disintegrated back into zooming pixels. A smug smile sat on the Captain's lips. “Wonderful, I cannot wait to see the characters these people design and invent. I wonder what extraordinary plots and conflicts are birthed from the minds of these budding writers. Unimaginable powers and twists...”
A couple of weeks later.
“WHAT?!” A flurry of papers swept through Cyberspace as Captain Admin threw Forum's report into the air.
Forum blinked at the Captain's disgust and disapproval. “My report is accurate. This is what the players have been doing.”
“No! No, no! This is all wrong. It's all about emotional bull and sex! Herbert is an emo, Lucio is a sex-mad stereotype, Chris is a slut who defiled my Canagold! No! This is not right.”
“Sir, this is what young adults do-”
“And to top it all off we have a dog that might be making out with a ram by the end of the night!”
“I don't believe Isaac is a ram-”
“To hell with what you think! Fetch me my Ban Hammer!”
The End.
(No offence is meant to be caused :') I wanted to do an action packed fic with Captain Admin as a real hero, but er, this came out instead.)
“Ah, Forum. I take it you got my message?”
The woman nodded her head. Her white hair remained perfectly still as she moved.
Captain Admin raised an eyebrow behind his mask. “You could use an update, your graphics are a little behind.”
“Captain.” Her voice was smooth, clear and crisp. “With all due respect, I believe that my physics are the least of our concern. As long as I am efficient and perform to the best of my ability, my graphics should not be an issue.”
The Captain's arms folded across his strong chest. “Yes, of course, but it wouldn't hurt to improve you.”
Forum looked as offended as an emotionless cluster of pixels could. “You believe that my design and presentation is lacklustre and could do with 'improvement'?”
At this point, Captain Admin realised that he should shut his mouth before he dug any deeper into the hole. “Forum, let us return to the topic at hand. You remember my message, correct?”
Forum nodded her head. “Of course, I am to be hostess to a collection of young adults so they may have a creative output for their nerdy needs.”
Captain Admin clapped his hands together once. “Excellent! Get going then, quick quick!” Forum nodded her head and disintegrated back into zooming pixels. A smug smile sat on the Captain's lips. “Wonderful, I cannot wait to see the characters these people design and invent. I wonder what extraordinary plots and conflicts are birthed from the minds of these budding writers. Unimaginable powers and twists...”
A couple of weeks later.
“WHAT?!” A flurry of papers swept through Cyberspace as Captain Admin threw Forum's report into the air.
Forum blinked at the Captain's disgust and disapproval. “My report is accurate. This is what the players have been doing.”
“No! No, no! This is all wrong. It's all about emotional bull and sex! Herbert is an emo, Lucio is a sex-mad stereotype, Chris is a slut who defiled my Canagold! No! This is not right.”
“Sir, this is what young adults do-”
“And to top it all off we have a dog that might be making out with a ram by the end of the night!”
“I don't believe Isaac is a ram-”
“To hell with what you think! Fetch me my Ban Hammer!”
The End.
(No offence is meant to be caused :') I wanted to do an action packed fic with Captain Admin as a real hero, but er, this came out instead.)